PUNJABIS have always been the King of Hearts, Does not matter Punjabi should go wherever in this world or became an any reputed first class officer in any field in any country HE/She can’t take Punjabiness from his own because it is not in their nature actually it is in their blood, A Punjabi person is always being Dildaar for their loved ones either its helping someone in need or a friend with bad deed, Punjabi Never back-off from any situation in any condition either he is fighting for his country at the border or to take any responsibility on his shoulder and certainly Punjabi person have some really different styles of act and describe themselves either they are in public or in an office meeting. One can easily Judge a PUNJABI by his DIET (yes, they have some serious obsession with food, which is a good thing) We discover 50 Funny Punjabi Tips that describe the true nature of a Punjabi that differentiates them from others.
Top 50 Amazing Punjabi Facts
I hope all of you will love to read Funny Punjabi Tips mentioned below, maybe few of them might not seem to be that true, but certainly majority of you will say YES about all these facts to be true.
Punjabi Tip 1
Reaching late for functions – Yes, you are a Punjabi!
Punjabi Tip 2
Being ‘loud’ is our birth right, and we shall have it!
Punjabi Tip 3
Our natural response to any question is ‘Avaiyee’
Punjabi Tip 4
Punjabi Fitness mantra – Eat Before You can think.
Punjabi Tip 5
You know you are Punjabi when your grand mom thinks you are kamzor even when you are overweight.
Punjabi Tip 6
It’s Never ‘Haaan’ It’s always ‘Haaanji’!
Punjabi Tip 7
You are a true Punjabi, when you gossip about someone for hours and end it by saying ‘Saanu Ki’
Punjabi Tip 8
Any conversation between two Punjabis for more than 15 minutes can only be about food!
Punjabi Tip 9
Our families are so loud when they are happy, People think we are fighting!
Punjabi Tip 10
The one thing that brings a smile on every Punjabis face is Rajma Chawal.
Punjabi Tip 11
We have solutions to all your problems, Just bring them with a Bow-Tal!
Punjabi Tip 12
‘Ainvayi’ – Our answer to practically anything.
Punjabi Tip 13
If it is not a Patiala peg, It is not a drink!
Punjabi Tip 14
Machali jal ki rani hai - Raati daaru naal khaani hai!
Punjabi Tip 15
Tandoori Chicken, The national bird of Punjab.
Punjabi Tip 16
‘Oye, Koi nahi yaar’ is our reply to ‘shit Happens’!
Punjabi Tip 17
If you are Punjabi you definitely Know at least one Sweety, Sunny, Tony, Jassi, or Honey.
Punjabi Tip 18
The party is not over till the human railgaadi has everyone on board!
Punjabi Tip 19
If you do not spend all the money you have saved in your life on a big fat wedding, You are not a Punjabi!
Punjabi Tip 20
Whether you are a boy or a girl…For you parents you are “Puttar”
Punjabi Tip 21
It does not matter if you are from Andhra Pradesh, Kerala, Tamil Nadu or Bangalore; We think you are a ‘Madarasi’!
Punjabi Tip 22
No party is complete till people start dancing and singing to Oh Ho Ho Ho, Ishq Tera ‘Tadpave’!
Punjabi Tip 23
Punjabi kids get the shock of their lives in their first history lesson when they realize that BC actually means Before Christ!
Punjabi Tip 24
We are specialize in the art of earning 1 Rupee and Spending 1.5!
Punjabi Tip 25
5 Things Punjabi – Bullet, Jutti, Ray Bans, Jeep and Woofers.
Punjabi Tip 26
When life throws lemons at you, Ask nani to make ‘Nimbu Ka Aachaar’!
Punjabi Tip 27
If you talk about food more than business in office, then you definitely are a Punjabi.
Punjabi Tip 28
The only people who proudly call themselves ‘Amplifies’ and their girlfriends ‘Woofers’.
Punjabi Tip 29
When we say Cloney we do not mean George Clooney, It might mean Defence Cloney!
Punjabi Tip 30
You can speak any language in the world in Punjabi. “Kinni soni wind blowndi ai!”
Punjabi Tip 31
‘Oye, Koi nahi yaar’ is our reply to ‘Shit Happens’
Punjabi Tip 32
P is for ‘Punj Mint’ and no matter how near or far a Punjabi is from you, He always say he will reach you in ‘Punj Mint’! (5 Minutes).
Punjabi Tip 33
You are either born normal and boring or you are born a ‘Punjabi’!
Punjabi Tip 34
We take the longest time to think of the sweetest names of our kids. and once we are done, We call them Sweety, Honey, Babu, Vicky, Pinky.
Punjabi Tip 35
There is no such thing a a ‘Fat Punjabi’…We just belong to a Khaata-Peeta family!
Punjabi Tip 36
Butter Chicken, Butter Naan and Butter Milk – Three course meal for a Punjabi!
Punjabi Tip 37
Punjabi after 6 Pegs – ‘Dossra hai yaar’!
Punjabi Tip 38
Which state in India has the Highest English speaking population? Before 8 pm – Kerala and After 8 pm – Punjab.
Punjabi Tip 39
If you use MC/BC more then 5 times in one sentence with you, We probably love you!
Punjabi Tip 40
One word, Many emotions: Surprised Oyyye?, Calling out Oyye!, Angry Oyyye!, Painful Oye Oye Oye
Punjabi Tip 41
A Punjabi wedding without alcohol will always have a drinks-car parked outside!
Punjabi Tip 42
Step one to date a Punjabi: Love Food!
Punjabi Tip 43
Three things one will find anywhere in this world: Onions, Potatoes and Punjabis!
Punjabi Tip 44
A glassy in hand, is better than two in the bottle!
Punjabi Tip 45
When You are not well everyone in your family turns into a Doctor!
Punjabi Tip 46
You might stay in a village or city, But if you are going abroad, the whole khandaan will come to see you off at the airport.
Punjabi Tip 47
Jeet, Preet, Meet, Leen, Jyot, Inder are just one part of our names.
Punjabi Tip 48
‘Kal se dieting shuru’ – things we say everyday!
Punjabi Tip 49
You can take a Punjabi out of Punjab, But you can’t take Punjab out of a Punjabi!
Punjabi Tip 50
To err is Human…To Burrrraaaaah is Punjabi!
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